Movie reviews: October 2009

There is nothing sexier seeing on screen than a kiss , kissing has been far & few in bollywood (till lately) We at desi celebs world decided to compile out list of the top 10 hottest bollywood smooches of all times.

#10 Well i made a conscious effort not to include bgraders , to keep this list as classy as can be, but then ex miss india shruti sharma came along with her juicy succulent lips. From the movie Tezaab - An acid of love, applause to whoever made this movie, they got the miss indian in it and then got her to do a lot of smooch sequences & all were done exceedingly well, shruti in hindsight might think of this movie as a mistake but baby you break into our top 10 smooch list immortalized on the internet what more could you ask for.

#9 If we have a miss india at #10 then we do better by having a miss universe at 9.
According to the interview lara gave after mumbai se aya mera dost , she asked a 1000 questions to the director regarding this kiss and its importance, he probably mustve just said you gotta do it to survive in bollywood, and the BIG B’s son who was a nobody back then got to taste the miss universe. Lara againg went ahead & smooched small b in Jhoom barabar jhoom (where as in the same movie preity gave abhishek a cheat kiss..wonder why one actress can get away with a cheat kiss whereas the other one has to do a real smoochie ) Lara has also done an elongated extended kissing sequence with sanjay dutt in zinda. Points to director lakhiya for giving lara those extra deep cholis , yeah right thats how they dress in rural india.

#8 Neha Dhupia must get a mention, i think she has been the best miss india to come out in recent times, she started off with couple pure skinema movies julie & sheesha out of which sheesha is surely my pick here , why ? simply because she has a double role, imagine two neha dhupia’s …imagine…

#7 After her seperation with Rajesh Khanna , Dimple Kapadia did smooch around with rishi kapoor in the movie sagar ,apparently even has a nude scene in the movie but a year later she did jaanbaaz and there shared a passionate smooch in probably one of the most erotic scenes in hindi cinema , making out in a stable with erotic imagery. Hats off to feroz khan.

#6 At #6 we have another miss india & India’s most famous model Madhu Sapre in what can be discribed as an animalistic hard kiss on indian screen ever. Jackie at the end of it is shaken & it does seem like it , and for a change its the female here who is more actively engaged in the kiss. Boom was a disaster of a movie but this kiss makes it worthwhile.

#5 We have the Queen B Madhuri Dixit here , in Vardi we have jackie shroff going all over a very young madhuri dixit. There are loads of goodies to be seen here if you know what i mean, Vardi was a small little movie & this was a time whemn smooching in movies wasnt common at all, but madhuri who was riding the success of dayavan was probably coaxed into doing this smooch by umesh mehra in this late 80s movie.

#4 Might not be the best kiss of them all , but its Zeenat Aman - the one and only Zeenat Aman, Shashi Kapoor did taste her a couple of times in Satyam Shivam Sundaram & she gets the spot at #4

#3 Goes to the notorious ‘real’ serial killer himself - Kamal Hassan. Kamal is the real deal , all other serial kissers are just wannabes(with the exception of Vinod Khanna & Aamir Khan ofcourse ) Kamal got a really young rani mukherjee dressed up as a sensual bengali housewife (everyguys wet dream) And yeah it was a proper kiss.

#2 There are no two ways about it. This just had to be on the top somewhere.
Her career was going nowhere , she was doing a lot of shitty movies with some really shitty stars, but this kiss salvaged her career. It made her the rani hindustani of bollywood. Aamir bagged another kiss. This kiss is special as rani hindustani’s first & last smoochie on screen & it rightly lists at #2 of our list.

Before revealing the #1 Bollywood smooch of all times, lets quickly run through the near misses…the kisses which just barely missed making into the list

Preity Zinta - Saif Ali Khan, Salaam Namaste
This is actually preity’s 2nd kiss with saif , and this one is actually a good one, preity is in skimpies throughout the movie & the couple of kiss scenes are pretty neatly done too, preity does seem a little held back though.

Koena Mitra - Fardeen Khan, Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena
This was a good one , a real good one, Fardeen is quite the playa. If anything be the reason for me not to have it in the list it would be koena mitra.

Bipasha Basu - John Abraham, Jism
Another noteable mention , the young lovers kiss in a very passionate love filled embrace, and then ronaldo scored.

Tara Deshpande - Naseeruddin Shah, Bombay Boys
Strage choice one might say, but this was as exploitative a kiss as it was meant to look on the screen, tara deshpande looked really hot ..almost like a young salma hayek, sadly she never quite hit it big in bollywood. Ive had my eye on tara since a long long time when she used to host a quiz show for kids called kab kyon kahan on zee tv more than a decade or so back. Am i the only one who remembers seeing that show ?

Nandana Sen - Mohan Agashe, Seducing Maarya

Nandana is hot & she kisses in almost all her movies, we gotta love this girl.
Mohan agashe plays the role of her father in law & he smooches her , mohan agashe also got it on with a very young diyva dutta in last train to pakistan. This old boy sure has had loads of fun.

Others in the reckoning were riya sen - ashmit patel from silsilay (not their mms video), vasundhara das - Kamal Hassan in Hey Ram, Celina Jaitley & Kangana Ranaut getting it on in various movies & a hell lot more bollywood actresses who couldve a mention here.

I have excluded two notorious ’serial kissers’ from the list & thus the actors/actresses with whom they got it on also got excluded. Firstly Emran Hashmi dubbed as the ’serial kisser of bollywood’ by the media. In all his smooches he looks depraved, without any class, like a pomerian pup licking your shoes. He might have the numbers but he sure lacks the ’skill’. The second exclusion is the kissing record holder of bollywood mallika sherawat. Completely deviod of any passion & suprisingly very aware of the camera kisses , she looks really frigid. Doesnt make my list of top 10.

Which takes us to the numero uno kiss in bollywood. The baap of all kisses.

#1 She was 23 years old, He was 42. He was a upcomming ganster, she earned her living & tution fees for her exams by selling her body. You have guessed it allright & you knew for sure this was going to be the #1 kiss in bollywood. Feroz Khan earlier got dimple kapadia smooching around, now got a young innocent nubile madhuri dixit to get in bed and give one of the longest smooch scenes in the history of bollywood. Vinod Khanna seemed ever so eager to latch onto young madhuri’s beautiful lips.
This smooch made headlines then & even now after almost 2 decades it still reigns supreme as the #1 kiss in bollywood.